Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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