Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
How external is "for external use only"?
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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