Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Randomize
