Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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