Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
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