Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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