Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Randomize