I just gift wrapped bread.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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