Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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