We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
