would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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