Having a random hookup so left but love u
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Shame - the story of my life.
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