Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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