i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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