ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I just forgot I was standing up.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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