I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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