i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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