we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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