I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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