He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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