Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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