I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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