You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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