ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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