after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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