your room smells of hookers.
And success
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
Randomize