It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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