I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Randomize
