I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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