Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Randomize
