do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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