I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Ladies don't puke and tell
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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