I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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