covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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