belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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