Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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