i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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