My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
We left the knife in your bed.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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