He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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