she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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