you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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