People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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