whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
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