Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize