Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
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