i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
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