there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
i barfeds in our rink
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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