I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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