i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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