I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
The ass gains better be worth it
Randomize
