"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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