I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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