butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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