all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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