yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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