i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Randomize