Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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